I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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