I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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