Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
