so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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