i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I don't think brook has ever known best
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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