Whod you bang
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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