yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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