there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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