One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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