Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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