idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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