SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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