I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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