I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I will be naked everywhere
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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