no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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