It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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