whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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