So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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