remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
40s are totally the cure
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
