escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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