Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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