sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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