He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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