Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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