My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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