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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize