I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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