Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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