I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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