Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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