So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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