he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Randomize