I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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