I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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