How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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