I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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