I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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