Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
