i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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