God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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