Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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