Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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