The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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