:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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