I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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