Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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