Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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