So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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