Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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