physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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