Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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