clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
And then he peed in my hair
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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