The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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